Dear Father

Dear father, I'm here in Brazil almost two years, but I didn't get job, could you send me some money? If you cannot do it, I will become a politician, this is the only profession that I can have a life as good as a lived there. I can't play futebol, I'm  not able to dance samba. If you send me money, I can buy, oh sorry, I can help some voters then, they will give me their votes. I wouldn't like to leave Brazil, I love this country! :D

Zel Florizel